citizendetective: (he's overcoming his own face)

audio; forward-dated a few days

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-30 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Taylor! Oh my gosh; I heard you on the network and you sound so good! Congratulations!

[Misty, in turn, sounds strained, but also genuinely relieved.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-30 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that sucks! I'm assuming you're better now?
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was in a coma for two weeks, which sucked, obviously. I feel like I missed everything.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-30 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I did do that. I was in a coma afterwards. It was basically the worst of both worlds.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't. I just woke up and I'd lost all this time that I can never get back.
citizendetective: (my brain shows me movies)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Kiryu got married and I missed it?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's not exactly better.
citizendetective: (never trust a mustache)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Hello, absolute best thing she could have said right now.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do you feel like total shit about it?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
That would make me feel like total shit.
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think... the typical advice would be that you should ask him?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Would he say that even if he's totally bullshitting you, or would he only say it if he meant it?
citizendetective: (toxic masculinity ruins the party again)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I know him really well, actually, but even people who are painstakingly earnest can still lie to make someone feel better.

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