citizendetective: (never trust a mustache)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Hello, absolute best thing she could have said right now.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do you feel like total shit about it?
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
That would make me feel like total shit.
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think... the typical advice would be that you should ask him?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Would he say that even if he's totally bullshitting you, or would he only say it if he meant it?
citizendetective: (toxic masculinity ruins the party again)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I know him really well, actually, but even people who are painstakingly earnest can still lie to make someone feel better.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-03-31 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Would he think of you as a third wheel?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2023-04-03 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... Honestly, I think I know how you feel. I'm trying to convince you you're wrong because I want people to try to convince me of the same.