citizendetective: (stay out of the forest)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, weird. Okay, what about Tim? Could he be doing bug breeding down there? Or another one of your friends?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? There's some kind of secret setup down there.
citizendetective: (I barfed it up from my internal guts)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... If you say so. Are you okay?
citizendetective: (toxic masculinity ruins the party again)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You just sound tense.
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Yes. Hers.]

Have you had a bad experience down there? Who would throw you in Zero? You're so... non-threatening.
citizendetective: (who wants to be fucking mayor?)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good, because if somebody put you of all people in Zero, we would be having words.

I didn't know you and the bugs were that attached, though.
citizendetective: (I barfed it up from my internal guts)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, okay, wouldn't it have been easier not to breed all those bugs? Especially the inedible ones. Maggots I get, but are you really breeding hornets?
citizendetective: (what the fuck‚ bro)

[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-29 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm... I bet the maggots are more filling, though.

If anyone tries to put you in Zero, tell me, okay? I'm good at kicking up a fuss!