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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sleep. That was the intended purpose, so he'll feel fucking rested and perky when he gets up.

And hopefully sleep all the catty bitch off cause Jesus christ.

[The idea that she is asking in the off chance that he killed someone doesn't even occur to him. This would be a much different call if he did.]
Edited 2025-01-16 22:57 (UTC)
falkeditupagain: (I swear it wasnt me)

[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't even call him KFC this time, I was trying to be respectful!

[As if that would fix all past slights.]

He threw the door open into my face and I said like one thing before he socked me in the gut.
falkeditupagain: (Well.....)

[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah, I was gonna mention that next. I slapped a protection spell on him that he's probably gonna bitch about and dragged him back into his cabin, so...

That sleep spell should last a good eight hours if you wanted to eat dinner first. I'm calling Ulla next anyways, I'll let her know.
falkeditupagain: (Talking)

[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't gonna skip that part. Was gonna ask her to fix my shirt too, it's toast if not.
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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, i was planning on bitching a little less to garner more sympathy but now I know not to do that.

Thanks for the heads up. [He's mostly joking. Mostly.
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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2025-01-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
TTYL TK.

[It might be audio but there are still the crisp snap of a finger gun when he hangs up.]