"You're the stupidest smart person I know, so you're perfect for each other." She grins at, but shuts her device off. No risk of her sending it right now, anyway.
"Perfect for nothing," he mutters, hopping back down and pouting playfully on the floor. "Anyway, he's your warden. You shouldn't talk about your warden like that."
"Yeah, but I bet he can. I wouldn't tease like..." She has to think about that, leaning back on her hands. "Yeah, actually, I can't think of a warden I wouldn't tease. Gotta punch up."
"There was that one warden that had to get his fucking boyfriend or whatever to come and tease back," he tells her with a roll of his eyes. "Because he couldn't take a little taunting from me. He's gone now, and we - came to an understanding. But he was the fucking worst at first."
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"Take that off! Why do you have that!" he laughs.
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He rubs the back of his neck.
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Even temp wardens doing her a large favor.
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He raises his eyebrows.
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Rags is going to need to laugh at that for a while.