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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-05 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know, just the usual stuff - keeping things tidy. I'd like to start doing haircuts; I'm pretty good at those.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding. I'll do yours and you do mine? Mine's even curlier if I let it be, like, naturally, but I usually straighten it a little. But, uh-- your dad? Is he here?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know him. So, uh, I'm guessing you met him here? Does stuff like that happen here a lot?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
... "Death number three" is like the most alarming thing I've heard this week.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
And you aren't traumatized by it or anything?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
The death toll is. Everything else is... weird.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Better. Kind of.

How, uh-- how long have you been here?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[God. God, that's nuts.]

Well, uh-- you picked a good dad...? He seems like a good bodyguard type.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Strong and supportive...? Bad jokes?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-06 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
And the opposite from the one you had at home. Right?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-14 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're not in contact with him at all?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-05-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh... well, no judgement! I'm not really close with my dad, either.

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